I asked my son, age 10, how he would choose who to marry and he answered: You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold. Other people care more about the food.
— Brad, age 8, describing how people in love act.
Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out the trash.
— Erin, age 8.
They want to make sure their rings don’t fall off, because they paid good money for them.
— Gavin, age 8, about why people in love often hold hands.
My mother says to look for a man who is kind. That’s what I’ll do. I’ll find somebody who’s kinda tall and handsome.
— Carolyn, age 8.
